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Val Thorens 1995
This was a superb skiing holiday. There were twelve of us in a chalet. Our chalet girl was Mel. At the end of the holiday, Iain and I designed the official memorial tee-shirt. It never came to be, but the design still exists....

Front of tee-shirt :
(I couldn't remember everyone's name,
so everyone became a derivative of Roy)
Team Roy - Val Thorens - March 1995 Roy (Ewan)
Royette (Kath)
Roy (Iain, Biffa, Bruce, Sad Sad McSad of the Clan McSad)
Roy (Andy, Ford, Sid the Senior Designer formerly known as Ford, Viscous)
Roy (Dave, Jenga Master, brother of Sad Sad McSad of the Clan McSad)
Royena (Claire, Smurfett)
Roy (Russel)
Roy (Elizabeth)
Roy (Pete)
Roy (Diana)
Roy (Roy, Roy The Original, Werthers)
Roy (Gary, Paul?, Mel’s Little Helper)
Mel
and
The Pig.
Back of tee-shirt :
(The best quotes of the holiday)
What time’s breakfast ?

Q: It goes in and out of your mouth. Surrounded by H20.
A: Lollipop ! Toothbrush !

The French have the organisational ability of a small cottage loaf.

I was on the map today !

Pass the laaaard.

Q: Car for a cowboy.
A: Capri.

Q: A test that a woman takes regularly.
A: Driving test.

I can’t get my leg over.

Which way do we go now ?
(consult map)
Down.

Oink !

Who won ?
Roy.

I made an amazing transformation today. I went from a crap skier to a crap skier.

Where do we meet for lunch ?
By the Carlsberg sign.
(Carlsberg spelt H.E.I.N.E.K.E.N.)

Pfeu !

What time is breakfast ?